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High heels

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Ufies Donna and Anita on high heels.

>High heels *are* fun, aren’t they? My favorite pair has 3.5 inch
>heels, done in black velvet with an ankle strap and looks like
>something out of the 40s. Yum. Kind of an elegant variety of
>come-fuck-mes. ;o)

Do you know the different varieties of shoes?

1. Flats. Loafers. “Don’t fuck with me” shoes.
2. Small heel — 1 inch “I’ll consider fucking” shoes — that is, if you’re worth it.
3. 2″ heels — I’ll “fuck with you sometime” shoes.
4. 3″ heels “come-fuck-me”
5. 3.5″ – 4.5″ stillettos — “come fuck me NOW” shoes
6. 5″ and higher: “I’ll trip you and then beat you to the ground to fuck” shoes.

*evil grin*

Ufies

Fucking google it

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Ufielisten sender endnu et guldkorn:
http://www.fuckinggoogleit.com/

Linux, Nørd, Ufies

uptime

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The Ufies are overdoing each other in uptime stories:
From: Robin Sheat

On Tue, Apr 20, 2004 at 07:07:32AM -0400, Chad Zimmerman wrote:
> Memory loss, swap space all gone, stuff just acting funny .. loads of
> reasons. Even linux has these issues. HAd a linux box with 500 days
> uptime that was the schools web server.. everything was fine from a web
> page, but when I logged onto the box it was ” ls …. wait 3 mins for it to
> process the command”. Gave it a restart and it was all good.
Heh, we had a DEC Alpha that got heavy use from people using it for
mail, writing and compiling software, etc etc. It got over 1000 days
uptime (I can’t remember the figure, but it was pretty substantial).
They had to take it offline when it caught on fire and smoke damaged a
bunch of other machines.

I remember going thru the computer room at NMSU .. in the back was a CRAY with as they said, 1500+ days uptime.. no idea what it’s running.. but it was running something. No one had the admistrative password and no one wanted to touch it… hmm, wonder it is still running..

Nørd, Ufies

Filesystem full…

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Snactched af Ufielisten, jeg troede jeg havde hørt alle de gode BOFH historier:
I can’t comprehend how some people *work*. Just when you thought
you’d seen it all …

We have those BOFH excuse style notifications [1] on a sidebar of
our intranet startpage (along with a “random password” and the
staff canteen menu) to show a random “current IT problem” every
time the page is loaded. That little script sits there since
THREE YEARS NOW.

Finally, this morning one of our senior smartcard
developers (!!) comes over to my office and asks:

“I’ve seen the current IT problem is ‘/dev/null — filesystem
full!’ (he read that from a handwritten note he had taken!)
Does that effect the backups I’m about to make?”

I’d honestly couldn’t think of something smarter to reply than
“No worries, the system automatically switches to /dev/one if
/dev/null is full …”. Made him happy, though.

How is a week supposed to turn out if it starts like this???

/tdk

Gode BOFH undskyldninger

Private højepunkter, Ufies

Hippo birthday

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> >From: Anders Jensen
> >Thats – Since I had birthday today, the cantina gave me another serving 🙂
> >But I have to buy cake later for the workgroup I’m in..
> Ya know.. it’s strange, I have yet to “feel” 30…

Yeah – well its was only this morning, when my body booted.. Now, well it sunshine, warm and the girls are scandely clad. I feel 18 🙂

AJ