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apt-get idiocy –> Dependencies: debian

Ufielist on distro-bashing.. 

On 1/29/06, Robin <robin@kallisti.net.nz> wrote:
> > I want to like Ubuntu, but why oh why did they have to base it on such
> > a $deity awful distro? It ends up making me want to hit things with a
> > pretty, user friendly, /brown/ stick.
> Because they know that all the other ones are much much worse, clearly.

# apt-get idiocy
Dependencies…
debian

*damnit*

-b

On Sunday 29 January 2006 17:42, Bragi wrote:
> # apt-get idiocy
> Dependencies…
> debian
# rpm -ivh good_system.rpm
Error: unsatisfied dependencies:
 Debian-based system
Conflicts:
 *.rpm

— Robin

Den her sang kender nok alle kvinder der har kærester der spiller computer

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1329362959167995041

Australsk band Tripod – teksten er dybt underholdende 🙂

Cat-ass-trophy

Ufies are discussing Andrews loss off a laptop after his cat peed on it.

Dylan: cats tend to annoy human beings.
Blackadder: Just one remark: Cattus Interruptus
Blackadder: Bootus Cattus ?
Dave: Of course to be more accurate (but still wildly inaccurate) it should be something like pedi feli or something.
Tim: Cat-a-pult?
Dazza: Drop catted.
Michael: Cat-ass-trophy.

Chickens

Michael brougth follow piece of humor to the ufiecrowd:

Max the farmer was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young layers (hens), called pullets and eight or ten roosters, whose job was to fertilize the eggs.

The farmer kept records and any rooster that didn’t perform went into the soup pot and was replaced.

That took an awful lot of his time so he bought a set of tiny bells and attached them to his roosters. Each bell had a different tone so Max could tell from a distance, which rooster was performing. Now he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report simply by listening to the bells.

The farmer’s favorite rooster was old Butch, a very fine specimen he was, too. But on this particular morning Max noticed old Butch’s bell hadn’t rung at all!

Max went to investigate. The other roosters were chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing. The pullets, hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover.

But to Farmer Max’s amazement, Butch had his bell in his beak, so it couldn’t ring. He’d sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one.

Max was so proud of Butch, he entered him in the county fair and Butch became an overnight sensation among the judges. The result…The judges not only awarded Butch the “No Bell Piece Prize” but they also awarded him the “Pulletsurprise” as well.

Clearly Butch was a politician in the making. Who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of the most highly coveted awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the populace and screwing them when they weren’t paying attention?

One rather be boring vs. excited, focused and sharp?

“Peace is boring, war is exciting.
Prosperity is boring, poverty really keeps you focused.
Freedom is boring, having to watch over your shoulder every step really keeps you sharp.

But guess, what. I’d choose to be free and prosperous in a boring peacefull place anytime.

/Krist”

I’d have to agree with krist 🙂 Reminds me of the chinise properb “May you live in interesting times”..

Life will not last for ever, it is a perishable comodity

Fra Ufie listen:
0x19 today!
or 2EDD1200 seconds… 😉

Well ‘010010000100000101010000010100000101100100100000010000100100100101010010010101000100100001000100010000010101100100100001’ to me…
Andy W.

Og jeg svarer:

Happy quatercenturi! 🙂

1/3 through life[1].

AJ
[1] : Migth or migth not be entertaining. Life should only be
experienced if older than 15 or with an adult. Life does not come with
wealth, Happyness or populariaty incl. these product must be aquired
seperately. Life will not last for ever, it is a perishable comodity,
when begun used it can not be refunded and batteries are not incl.

Biggest burger

Ufielisten bidrager med et burgersted der udfordere “Sorte grydes” megaburgere:
http://www.dennysbeerbarrelpub.com/6lbburger.htm