Ufies are discussing Andrews loss off a laptop after his cat peed on it.

Dylan: cats tend to annoy human beings.
Blackadder: Just one remark: Cattus Interruptus
Blackadder: Bootus Cattus ?
Dave: Of course to be more accurate (but still wildly inaccurate) it should be something like pedi feli or something.
Tim: Cat-a-pult?
Dazza: Drop catted.
Michael: Cat-ass-trophy.