Jan gravede lidt i sine gemmer og fandt endnu en sang fra da vi var unge og grønne i virksomheden 🙂 

When it's near the 1st of the month,
finance looks so strange at me,
"Good luck with tomorrow…"
… Let it Bill

And in the midnight hour,
I hope that the TM will see,
That all HO's are working…
Let it Bill! 
Let it Bill, Let it Bill, Let it Bill, Let it Bill 
Bill until tomorrow, Let it Bill

En af min udviklingsafdelings skjulte evner at digte/synge sine fustrationer:

Ode til en bugtrack – af Jan Ullerup Witzner
 
Oh du fejl i kode,
hvorfor plager du mig.
Du er sky – som bambi i jagtsæsonen,
Du løber hastigt din vej.
 
Kan jeg dig ikke finde,
Må jeg ty lidt til,
At kode rundt i blinde,
For jeg dig løse vil!

Mit eget forsøg er en smule mere søgt:

Largeaccount billing is buzzing in my skull
Will it let me be? I cannot tell
There are so many things I cannot grasp
When I think I've got it, and then at last
Through my bony fingers it does slip
Like a snowflake in a fiery grip

Something's here I not getting
Though I try, I keep forgetting
Like a memory, long since past
Here in an instant, gone in a flash
What does it mean?
What does it mean?

In these little products
A secret waiting to be cracked
These prices and overrides confuse me so
Confound it all, I love it though

Simple objects, nothing more
but somethings hidden through a door
Though I do not have the key
Something's there I cannot see
What does it mean?
What does it mean?
What does it mean?
Hmmm..

I have read these Geneva Manuals so many times
I know the tables and I know the tariffs
I know the API calls all by heart
My skull's so full, it's tearing me apart
As offen as I've read them, something's wrong
So hard to put my boney finger on

Onsdagsgalskab…
[15:46] JanWitzner: *bryder ud i sang*

“Se min browser, den er fuld med Google,
alt hvad jeg kræver, finder Google til mig….
Det er fordi jeg elsker alt jeg googler,
og fordi at Google er min ven”