Category Archives: Nørd

Filesystem full…

Snactched af Ufielisten, jeg troede jeg havde hørt alle de gode BOFH historier:
I can’t comprehend how some people *work*. Just when you thought
you’d seen it all …

We have those BOFH excuse style notifications [1] on a sidebar of
our intranet startpage (along with a “random password” and the
staff canteen menu) to show a random “current IT problem” every
time the page is loaded. That little script sits there since
THREE YEARS NOW.

Finally, this morning one of our senior smartcard
developers (!!) comes over to my office and asks:

“I’ve seen the current IT problem is ‘/dev/null — filesystem
full!’ (he read that from a handwritten note he had taken!)
Does that effect the backups I’m about to make?”

I’d honestly couldn’t think of something smarter to reply than
“No worries, the system automatically switches to /dev/one if
/dev/null is full …”. Made him happy, though.

How is a week supposed to turn out if it starts like this???

/tdk

Gode BOFH undskyldninger

Lineage screenshot

Dette billede:

er et screenshot fra et Koreansk MMORPG
IM log om det 😉 :
[13:25] kaffe-kompis: “Punch penetrates Armor…” I bet’cha…
[13:25] Cynic: Muahahahahah….
[13:26] kaffe-kompis: bypasses mÃ¥ske bedre… men… ja … rimesikker pÃ¥ at offret skal slÃ¥ imod sin INT eller CON for at se om man bliver slÃ¥et ud, misser runden eller des ligende…
[13:27] Cynic: Eller Charisma?
[13:27] kaffe-kompis: Anywho – Jejo spekulederede over hvilken lydeffekt der er pÃ¥…
[13:27] Cynic: Eller evt. Str. Ringmusklen, du ved.
[13:27] Cynic: “Ja, Günter. Schneller”?

Smack the penguin

Smack the penguin 🙂

The bug fairy

The Bug fairy – Hende har vi nok alle haft besøg af fra tid til anden 🙂

Fjernstyret tank

Fjernstyret mini tanks
Jeg Ønsker mig dette til jul 😉

bitwise operator

Perl Uppercase bitwise operator
Jeg svinger imellem icky icky icky og /Det er bare SÃ…Ã… indforstÃ¥et/ 😉

Klingons programmers

Top 10 things likely to be overheard from a Klingon Programmer:

10. Specifications are for the weak and timid!
9. You question the worthiness of my code? I should kill you where you stand!
8. Indentation?! – I will show you how to indent when I indent your skull!
7. What is this talk of ‘release’? Klingons do not make software ‘releases’. Our software ‘escapes’ leaving a bloody trail of designers and quality assurance people in its wake.
6. Klingon function calls do not have ‘parameters’ – they have ‘arguments’ – and they ALWAYS WIN THEM.
5. Debugging? Klingons do not debug. Our software does not coddle the weak.
4. A TRUE Klingon Warrior does not comment on his code!
3. Klingon software does NOT have BUGS. It has FEATURES, and those features are too sophisticated for a Romulan pig like you to understand.
2. You cannot truly appreciate Dilbert unless you’ve read it in the original Klingon.
1. Our users will know fear and cower before our software! Ship it! Ship it and let them flee like the dogs they are!